The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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