I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
There was a lot of him and a little penis
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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