He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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