Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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