Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
