At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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