so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
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