Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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