i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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