I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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