i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
i out mim tonsoeep
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
