OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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