? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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