but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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