let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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