Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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