Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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