yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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