i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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