You're so nebulous sometimes
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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