She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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