He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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