So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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