I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Randomize
