Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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