Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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