ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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