Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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