So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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