Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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