he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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