If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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