haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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