I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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