Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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