Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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