I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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