We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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