That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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