i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
The chlamydia really affected his face.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
And then he peed in my hair
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