Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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