Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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