my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Let's paint friendship bongs
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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