I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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