my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
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