I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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