im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize
