yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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