you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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