i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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